who says thats not how i want it?
I thought this was a metal statue
instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.
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i never see pictures of katy perry on my dash and i just wanna thank yall