Old Woman Josie and her friendly, helpful angel. Even though we all know angels don’t exist, as the Sheriff’s Secret Police all quietly, yet forcefully, remind us.
Kevin’s got a knack for this whole ghost thing
Maybe he could
break down the doors of heaven with a horde of spirits at his back and take that shit over
Just a suggestion~
Vote Kevin Tran for new God.
A vote for Kevin is a vote for Heaven.
Kevin will fulfill his dream of being the first Asian-American President (of Heaven)
Alright, we need campaign posters. Stat.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the…
You know what will fuck you up forever? Being dyslexic but then also learning french. I cannot spell worth shit. Not only do i reverse b’s, d’s, p’s and q’s. I also confuse does and dose (literally i don’t know which word means like how much advil to take vs. the second person present form of do) But thanks to 6 years of french, I also just stick s’s where c’s should be and g’s where j’s should be. I get so fucking angry with myself about it too. Why can’t i just spell words right?
Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
you know what? people say they only adopts these kids as publicity stunts, but just look at how happy that little cupcake is. rock on, brad and angelina.
"It just happened not a big deal" is my new go-to answer whenever someone comments on my hair bye