The Majesty. The Crisis.
who says thats not how i want it? 

who says thats not how i want it? 

sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[alphabitch]

I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

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jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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mashable:

Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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shethicc:

i never see pictures of katy perry on my dash and i just wanna thank yall

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants